I am getting ready for work. The only clean pair left in my closet is the green pair. I am a bit hesitant to wear them since I haven't worn them in years... and I was a size or two smaller back then. I struggle to put them on, they are too tight. Once I do get them on, I check myself out in the mirror. From the front... they look tight, but good. From the side... wow, I like what I see. My butt looks great! I slip on my high heels and look again from the side and the back. I slide a belt on to make sure my super-tight pants stay put all day. I decided I should probably make sure they would survive the day. I walk around the room. Walking is fine. I bend a bit... that's also fine. I bend more... I see my ass in the mirror, it looks amazing, and the seam of the pants is holding on for dear life! Then I do the squat test... and RIP! The pants split wide open! I examine the pants in the mirror to see just how bad the split is. Can I repair them? No, they are way too destroyed.

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